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From world-class ridiculous place names to spectacular scenery and globe-straddling musical magnificence, Britain is jam-packed with delights, perfect for armchair adventurers and real ones too. Expertly made in sunny Britain, our detail-rich but highly entertaining paper maps are designed to help you (re)discover Britain’s best bits, inspire great adventures and put an enormous grin on your face in the process.

New! Adventure 'Workshops'

Are you keen to explore Britain more but want some insight into where the best bits are? Need a nudge or some help turning those adventure dreams into reality? We're launching a fun new service just for you... and we'd love to hear your thoughts.

The idea is to run 'workshops' (clearly that's the wrong word, as there's no work involved!) to showcase Britain's best bits, provide some insight into the incredible adventure potential of the different areas of Britain and inspire your next adventures. To register your interest and give us your thoughts, please simply provide a few details in the form below...


Our Maps

Great British Music Map

The map that rocks. Britain’s finest music venues, festivals, places celebrated in song and a symphony of tenuously tuneful trivia, plus a unique road trip and playlist. Available as a framed wall map or two-sided fold-out map. May seriously tickle your ivories.

The map that rocks.
Size: 39.4" x 35" (100 x 89 cm) framed.

The map that rocks.
Size: 39.4" x 35" (100 x 89 cm) fold-out.

Great British Adventure Map

A completely new kind of map, featuring all of Britain's best outdoorsy bits plus loads of randomly inspiring trivia and even some vaguely useful stuff. Available as a framed wall map or two-sided fold-out map. Likely to cause an uncontrollable urge to get outside.

The ultimate adventure map of Britain.
Size: 39.4" x 35" (100 x 89 cm) fold-out.

The ultimate adventure map of Britain.
Size: 39.4" x 35" (100 x 89 cm) framed.


Great British Place Names

Discover and giggle at the names of Britain's funny but genuine town, village and other place names. Choose from our A1-sized flagship map or smaller (A3-sized) themed maps. So, maps can be fun! The best geography lesson you never had. 

Britain's 2,000 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: A1, 33.1" x 23.4" (84.1 x 59.4 cm). Framed.

Britain's 2,000 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: A1, 33.1" x 23.4" (84.1 x 59.4 cm).

700 very tenuously food & drink related British place names.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm). Framed.

700 very tenuously food & drink related British place names.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

300 British place names all featuring the word 'Bottom'.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

300 British place names all featuring the word 'Bottom'.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm). Framed.


International Maps

Discover and enjoy the funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names (but mainly the rudest) from around the world. These maps are classy from afar, but far from classy.

NSFW! The 280-ish rudest-sounding place names from around the world.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

NSFW! The 280-ish rudest-sounding place names from around the world.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

The USA's 1,500 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: 24" x 36" (61 x 91.4 cm).

Australia's 1,000 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: 26" x 26" (66 x 66 cm).