A World Of Funny Place Names

Welcome! We are Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick. Our marvellous wall maps celebrate the world's funny place names. They cause bouts of childish giggling and earn serious brownie points for gift-buyers. Join us for the best geography lesson you never had. Read more...

Our Marvellous Maps

The USA, Australia and Great Britain standing proud and united with their... absolutely world-class place names. In the global contest for funny, rude and quirky-sounding place names, this right here is the podium. To learn more about each map, click on the images below.

NSFW! Our Brand New & Very Rude World Map

One of the great joys of travel is discovering rude-sounding place names, and giggling at them until you dribble. Fortunately, you don’t have to travel the entire world to find them. Now you can celebrate the very best with our Magnificently Rude Map Of World Place Names.

That's right... we've scoured the entire planet for the rudest and most scandalous-sounding (but completely genuine) place names - mainly for our own amusement, but also so you don't have to. 

WARNING: This map is magnificently rude. 

From the Bums of Afghanistan and the Twatts of Britain, to the Knobs of Australia and a pair of Tits in Algeria, via a Brazilian Varginha and a Philippine Sexmoan... the world is strewn with rude, lewd and innuendo-laden place names. Think of any rude word, and there's almost certainly a place name out there that looks or sounds remarkably like it... and here's the proof.   

The map is a small (A3-sized) vintage-style print that looks pretty classy from across the room, but turns out to be quite the opposite upon closer inspection.  

Essential British Nonsense

Our two very charming, smaller (A3) wall maps are perfect for situations where a little refinement is needed, plus a fridge magnet set with several billion combinations to help greet, flatter or insult your housemates.   

The ST&G Guarantee

We take your happiness (and amusement) very seriously indeed, so the following come as standard:

  • Free UK shipping
  • 25% discount on orders of £35 and over - just use code MAP25 on checkout
  • Really funny maps, and guaranteed brownie points if you're buying for a gift - but in the unlikely event you or the recipient doesn't think so, we offer hassle-free returns
  • We're glad to hear from you anytime - simply click the chat button (bottom right of screen) 


Astonishingly, our maps have even had some media coverage. Click on the logos below to see the best of it.