See The World In A Whole New Light!

One of the great joys of travel is discovering rude-sounding place names, and giggling at them until you dribble. Fortunately, you don’t have to travel the world or spend months on the International Space Station with an enormous telescope to find them. Our new Magnificently Rude Map Of World Place Names not only showcases the best of them, but also provides a legitimate excuse for using filthy language.  


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A Magnificently Rude Map

From the Bums of Afghanistan and the Twatts of Britain, to the Knobs of Australia and a pair of Tits in Algeria, via a Brazilian Varginha and a Philippine Sexmoan... the world is strewn with rude, lewd and innuendo-laden place names. Think of any rude word, and there's almost certainly a place name out there that looks or sounds remarkably like it... and here's the proof.     

ST&G's Magnificently Rude Map Of World Place Names showcases nearly 300 genuine names of towns, villages, roads, lakes, mountains and other geographic features from every continent, such as:

  • Knobhead, Antarctica
  • Titz, Germany
  • Poop, Mexico
  • Arse, France
  • Fucking, Austria
  • Bollock, Philippines
  • A couple of places resembling the c-word (yep)
  • And of course that old favourite, Lake Titicaca, Peru / Bolivia

All place names on the map are 100% real and 100% guaranteed to cause the odd mouthful of tea (or teeth) to be spat out by your unsuspecting guests. The map is a vintage-style print that looks classy from across the room, but turns out to be quite the opposite upon closer inspection. 

The Magnificently Rude Map Of World Place Names is the perfect gift for travellers, adventure-seekers, map lovers and anyone with a naughty sense of humour or a profound love of legitimate profanity.  

Product details: A3 (420 x 297mm) wall map, printed digitally on 140 gsm uncoated paper for that oh-so-classy, vintage look (although why, given the content, is anyone's guess). Click the images below for close-ups.

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Get 20% off orders of £30 or more with code DROPANDGIMME20. Which means if you buy 2 world maps, the second is half price, or... take a look at one of our other entertaining but navigationally useless maps: there's a whole range of them.  

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  • 20% discount on orders of £30 and over (use code DROPANDGIMME20 on checkout)
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