The USA - Properly Mapped At Last!

From Ticklenaked Pond (VT) to Dingleberry Lake (CA), via Beaverlick (KY), now for the very first time you can explore the funniest, sauciest and quirkiest-sounding place names in the USA. Featuring only 100% authentic places, ST&G's Marvelous Map of Genuine American Place Names is perfect wall candy for homes, workplaces, college dorm rooms, man caves, drinking dens, remote log cabins - in fact, pretty much anywhere.

Highlights include:

  • A thrilling selection of saucy-sounding place names, such as Horneytown (NC), Beaverlick (KY) Intercourse (AL) and Climax (a few)
  • A smorgasbord of intriguing place names, like Humptulips (WA), Happy Bottom (SC), Ding Dong (TX) and Perky (FL)  
  • Some truly underwhelming places such as Hell (MI), Grim (LA), Smelley (AL), Dismal (TN), Gross (KS), Bummer Creek (ND) and Crappie Lake (MN)
  • An uplifting smattering of happy places: Delightful (OH), Happy Camp (CA), Sweet (ID) and Smileyville (KS)

Product details:

  • Size: 24” x 36”. Printed on 148 gsm / 100 lbs. uncoated archival stock for that classy, vintage look 
  • Rolled in tissue paper, sealed with a branded sticker and sent in a thick cardboard tube with no paperwork - perfect for sending as a gift.
  • We ship from the UK but we offer a reduced shipping charge to the US (it's your country, after all). Any questions, don't hesitate to get in touch!


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