Welcome to Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick's Marvellous Maps. Here you will find maps to entertain, inspire, and one or two that might even make you laugh until you dribble. Happy exploring! 

BRAND NEW!

Get inspired with Britain's Top 50 Adventure Locations... Loads of great pics, videos, articles and other inspiration, and the perfect accompaniment to our Great British Adventure Map!

Great British Adventure Map

A completely new kind of map, featuring all of Britain's best outdoorsy bits plus loads of randomly inspiring trivia and even some vaguely useful stuff. Available as a framed wall map or two-sided fold-out map. Likely to cause an uncontrollable urge to get outside.

The ultimate adventure map of Britain.
Size: 39.4" x 35" (100 x 89 cm) fold-out.

The ultimate adventure map of Britain.
Size: 39.4" x 35" (100 x 89 cm) framed.


Great British Place Names

Discover and giggle at the names of Britain's funny but genuine town, village and other place names. Choose from our A1-sized flagship map or smaller (A3-sized) themed maps. So, maps can be fun! The best geography lesson you never had. 

Britain's 2,000 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: A1, 33.1" x 23.4" (84.1 x 59.4 cm). Framed.

Britain's 2,000 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: A1, 33.1" x 23.4" (84.1 x 59.4 cm).

700 very tenuously food & drink related British place names.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm). Framed.

700 very tenuously food & drink related British place names.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

300 British place names all featuring the word 'Bottom'.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

300 British place names all featuring the word 'Bottom'.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm). Framed.


International Maps

Discover and enjoy the funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names (but mainly the rudest) from around the world. These maps are classy from afar, but far from classy.

NSFW! The 280-ish rudest-sounding place names from around the world.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

NSFW! The 280-ish rudest-sounding place names from around the world.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

The USA's 1,500 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: 24" x 36" (61 x 91.4 cm).

Australia's 1,000 funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names.
Size: 26" x 26" (66 x 66 cm).


The ST&G Guarantee

We take your happiness (and amusement) very seriously indeed, so the following come as standard:

  • 20% discount on orders of 2 or more maps (use code DROPANDGIMME20 on checkout)
  • Free UK shipping on orders of £30 or more
  • Hassle-free returns (except for framed products, which are made to order)

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