Looking classy from afar, but far from classy up close, this vintage style wall map celebrates over 2,000 of Britain's funniest, rudest and quirkiest-sounding (but completely real) place names. From Golden Balls (Oxfordshire) to Laughter Hole (Devon) via Little Cockup (Cumbria), this unique wall map will send you on a chortlesome journey around Great Britain.

Other highlights include: Galloping Bottom (Somerset), Great Snoring (Norfolk), Lusty Glaze (Cornwall), Frolic (Northumberland), Twatt (one each in Orkney and Shetland).

Disguised as a classic vintage map from across the room, it's guaranteed to cause the odd mouthful of tea (or teeth) to be spat out upon closer inspection.

Size: A1 33.1" x 23.4" (84.1 x 59.4 cm).

Printed lithographically in Great Britain on 150 gsm uncoated paper for that classy, vintage look. Rolled in tissue paper and sent in a sturdy cardboard tube (with no paperwork inside).

"The perfect Christmas stocking filler for the immature among us."

~ The Telegraph

"What isn’t great about a map that features every rude and silly place name in Britain? Nothing, that’s what."

Stylist Magazine

"Basically we spent 20 minutes just reading names off the map and sniggering like schoolboys.... Go to Marvellous Maps. Satisfaction guaranteed!"

~ Barry Glendenning, Guardian Football Weekly Podcast

Or How About The Framed Version?


More British Place Name Nonsense

700 very tenuously food & drink related British place names.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).

300 British place names all featuring the word 'Bottom'.
Size: A3, 11.7" x 16.5" (29.7 x 42 cm).