Featuring 318 Great British place names all involving the word 'Bottom', ST&G’s Rather Cheeky Map is the perfect riposte to anyone who suggests that maps are dull. 

From Scratchy Bottom in Dorset to the Loch of Bottoms in the Shetland Islands, Great Britain is strewn with Bottoms. For the first time in history, this little-known but highly enjoyable fact is being made available in the form of an A3-sized print showing only those place names displaying a bit of Bottom. It's the map equivalent of the archetypal British builder, only easier on the eye.

Not only is the Rather Cheeky Map of Great British Bottoms a pleasing eyeful, partly fashioned on geological maps of old, but it is also delightfully entertaining and - dare we say it - educational, showing the spread of Bottoms across the land, heatmap-style, and answering questions such as ‘what Great British Bottom is closest to me?’, ‘where in Britain should a Bottom enthusiast go?’ and ‘what are the coldest, laziest, cheesiest and most inconvenient Bottoms of them all?'

The Rather Cheeky Map of Great British Bottoms is the perfect gift for anyone with a love of Britain, a cheeky sense of humour or a map fetish. Also, if you know someone who is in dire need of livening up, this could be just the ticket for them.

Size: A3 (297 x 420 mm). Printed digitally on high quality 175 gsm uncoated paper for that rather special vintage look. Rolled in tissue paper, sealed with a branded sticker and sent in a thick cardboard tube.

"Seriously silly maps... well researched and beautifully crafted."

~ Lonely Planet

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