You can go your own way, get on the highway to hell and take a walk on the wild side if you really like, but we say let's get it on and don't stop 'till you get enough of these huge-lapelled, platform-shoed 1970s-themed genuine Great British place names:
1. Flares, Devon
2. Discoed, Powys
3. Side Burn, Dumfries & Galloway
4. Aber, Gwynedd
5. Bell Bottom, North Yorkshire
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, we hope this little hit parade of our favourite GB place names of the 70s has put you in the mood for dancing.
Strumpshaw and the Gang