A World Of Funny Place Names

Welcome! Looking for an inappropriately funny, but classy-looking, map of Great Britain, the USA or Australia? You're in the right place. From the Bottoms of Britain, to the multiple Climaxes of the USA, to the many Knobs of Australia, our maps will entertain, delight and in many cases cause uncontrollable bouts of very childish giggling. We hope you enjoy perusing them as much as we have creating them.   

This is our UK / global site. If you are looking to get our Australian map in Australia, or our American map in the USA, please head to those local sites for faster, cheaper in-country shipping. You can do so from any part of the site by clicking the country links up top.

If you've any questions, a wholesale enquiry or complex requirements, don't hesitate to contact us via live chat (below right) or email - we'll be delighted to help.  


Great Britain

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ST&G's Marvellous Map of Great British Place Names

Looking classy from afar... but far from classy up close, the Marvellous Map celebrates Britain's funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names, such as:

  • Twatt
  • Galloping Bottom
  • Cocking Causeway
  • Lusty Glaze
  • Fan y Big
  • Golden Balls

Disguised as a quaint vintage map from across the room, it's guaranteed to cause the odd mouthful of tea to be spat out upon closer inspection.

Product details:

  • Size: 23.4" x 33.1" / 84.1cm x 59.4cm (A1)
  • Printed lithographically on high quality 150gsm uncoated paper for that rather special vintage look.
  • Free UK delivery on orders of £30 and over. 
  • Rolled in tissue paper, sealed with a branded sticker and sent in a thick cardboard tube with no paperwork - perfect for sending as a gift.
  • Over 2,000 of the funniest, rudest and quirkiest genuine homegrown British place names

OFFER: GET 25% OFF WHEN YOU spend £45+. use CODE: MAP25 ON CHECKOUT.


The United States

ST&G's Marvelous Map of Genuine American Place Names

Looking classy from afar... but far from classy up close, the Marvelous Map (just the one 'l') celebrates the USA's funniest, rudest and quirkiest place names, such as:

  • Dingleberry Lake
  • Beaverlick
  • Ticklenaked Pond
  • Intercourse
  • Climax
  • Windy Passage

Disguised as a quaint vintage map from across the room, it's guaranteed to cause the odd mouthful of tobacco to be spat out upon closer inspection.

Product details:

  • Size: 24” x 36” / 60.9cm x 91.4cm.
  • Printed in the USA on FSC-certified 100 lbs. archival stock.
  • Rolled in tissue paper, sealed with a branded sticker and sent in a thick cardboard tube with no paperwork - safe and perfect for sending as a gift.
  • Over 1,500 of the funniest, rudest and quirkiest - and 100% genuine - homegrown American place names.
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Australia

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ST&G's Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names

From Lovely Bottom (Tas) to Bullshit Hill (SA), from Pisspot Creek (Tas) toTitwobble Lane (Vic), via Pimple (Qld), Pensioners Bush (Tas) and Peculiar Nob (SA), now for the first time ever you can explore, discover and celebrate Australia's truly world-class place names with ST&G's latest map.  

You'll love the Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names because...

  • It features over 1,000 of the funniest, rudest and quirkiest Aussie place names - all 100% real and guaranteed to cause bouts of childish giggling.
  • It's classy from afar... but far from classy up close. Cunningly disguised as a quaint vintage map, nobody will suspect it from across the room.
  • It's the perfect gift for map fans, comedy aficionados, lovers of travel and adventure, dads, great aunts... anyone with a sense of humour, really.
  • It's vaguely educational too (probably not the main selling point).  

Product details:

  • Size: 66cm x 66cm / 26" x 26".
  • Printed in Australia on FSC-approved 150 gsm uncoated paper = classy!
  • Rolled in tissue paper, sealed with a branded sticker and sent in a thick cardboard tube with no paperwork - safe and perfect for sending as a gift.
  • Did we mention the 1,000+ funny, rude and quirky genuine homegrown Australian place names?


OFFER: GET 25% OFF WHEN YOU SPEND £45+. USE CODE: MAP25 on checkout.


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